Jangsan Tiger

My roommate, the one who returned from work recently, is behaving in a peculiar manner. He hasn’t rang the doorbell at his own house nor has he stopped to ask me what my favourite thing is…

“And yet, does it really matter? Don’t you already know that I am your favourite person” he asked.

“No, you are the least favourite person.”

“I’m absolutely certain that I told him that I detested him.” I was positive I told him. “This time, I am truly and literally going to kick you out of my house. I abhorrently will throw you out!”

“Geonpil, you jerk!! You’re such a piece of garbage!”