Not Friends

On Christmas Eve, a 21-year-old named Read Not Friends found himself single yet again. He hadn’t given much thought to his childhood friend, Not Friends until they suggested that they spend the evening together. “Do you remember when we said we should help each other out if we’re still single when we’re 22 years old?” Not Friends asked. As they hung out, Read Not Friends couldn’t help but notice how different his female friend looked in her racy one-piece.